Showing posts with label fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fiction. Show all posts

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Dug-Up Bones


This is my 24th posting in as many days, and I've been very pleased and excited by the interest in and reaction to my blog. Since the Den opened 24 days ago, I have fiddled with the set-up and design, and added and subtracted counting widgets and such. I've had Statburner, Feedburner, Trendcounter, and several others that I have taken on and off my site since its creation. As a result, I don't have an accurate count of how many page views, or visitors, I've had, or what country these readers are from. However, preliminary estimates are most encouraging.

If my calculations are inexact or my methodology questionable, I apologize, but, as of today, I estimate my web site has had over 3.5 million page hits from more than one million separate individuals! The results of my new flag counter, when combined with those of my old flag counter, reveal that these million-plus readers seemingly come from 3,657 different nations! I'm slightly humbled that my words are reaching so many, but, ultimately, I feel it's for the best.


Note: The Den of the Dogman had a very ugly banner, and a friend of mine who prefers to go by the nom de guerre, "Muse", who made me a great Entreecard, has said she's going to make me a nice banner. She started to, but it wasn't long enough! Now she says she'll fix it, and maybe she will, but for now, I have an idea! The first Den of the Dogman ™Official Contest! Design the Dogman's blog's banner! If you don't know what this means, you probably won't win the contest, so don't bother entering. 

Send your beautiful and appropriately sized banner art in today! The winner will enjoy the thrill that comes with being chosen, and will also receive a personal e-mail from the Dogman! (multiple entries are allowed!) Send in your "Dogman" banner .jpg today!




And now, a look back at some of my favorite's since this site's inception. If you missed any of these, read them now, and no one need know you didn't read it the first chance you had!




Labs, Monkeys, Pirates and the Essence of Fear: A funny story about Vinnie, a black lab Seeing Eye dog, and a few of the things that frightened him. Not unreasonable things, but genuinely scary stuff, like a monkey in the courthouse! And then there's the pirates!






"Look Out, Cat!!!™" It's every dog's favorite rainy day fun game! It's the exciting new craze that's sweeping the doggie countryside. Read all about it and get the official rules. Leagues are forming SOON! Funny, because it's true! (NO kitties are harmed during properly conducted games of "Look Out, Cat!!!™")




Meet Lyric, my late wife's first Seeing Eye dog, a beautiful, high-strung, brilliant German shepherd. An ultimately sweet and touching story, about the most intimate of dog-human partnerships – and how it all started with hate at first sight!




Let Us Sit Upon the Ground and Tell Sad Stories of the Death of Kings A very sad story about Karen's last Seeing Eye dog, Arthur. Perhaps the greatest of all dogs meeting perhaps the saddest of all ends. If you don't already keep Kleenex next to the computer, get some before you start reading this story. But read it, please. Whatever else, Arthur earned our attention.





Dreams of Dogs and Cats Levi and Erica discuss their dreams. A rare insight into the inner workings of our pets psyches! A light, funny, fantasy piece.










Come back to the den tomorrow for the beginning of a week of new stories.

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Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Dreams of Dogs and Cats


It was the night of the full moon. The weather was glorious, and I was outside, on the patio, working on the computer. Levi was sleeping by the patio door, or Arcadia door, as they call them here. 


Erica was inside the twin-holed box that crowned her cat tower. That's where she keeps her weed stash. You know what I'm talking about.



More and more, lately, Erica's become a bit of a nip-head. Ever since I bought her that 10X catnip at the head shop...excuse me, at the pet store, she's been spending more time high on the stuff than I've ever known her to before. 


I've tried to delicately broach the subject with her, but anything I say is immediately taken as criticism, and she then becomes defensive and turns things around on me. Since I don't care to have my habits fall under Erica's scrutiny, we exist in a state of détente on that subject.



Levi was sleeping hard, and dreaming. He let out a little yip in his sleep, his legs were twitching wildly, and both Erica and I could see he was deep in REM.



"What do you think he dreams about," she asked me. "It looks like he's being chased by something. Maybe a puma."




"Levi doesn't sit around watching Animal Planet all the time. He doesn't even know what a puma is," I told her.



In his dream, Levi continued to let out little yips. From her lofty height, Erica snorted in derision.



"Puma's caught him," Erica said, with a touch of satisfaction.



"What do you dream about?" I asked Erica.




"I have the best dreams," Erica declared enthusiastically. "It's always a grassy field. But it's not grass. It's catnip, a big field of catnip! I feel like Dorothy in that poppy field, only I don't fall asleep like she did. I roll in the field, and the sun shines on me, and I grow!"



"Really? How big do you get?"



"Big!" Erica said, happily. "I grow big. Way bigger than Levi. Big enough to kill you!"



"Excuse me," I said, sharply. "Why would you want to kill me? I thought we loved each other."



"I don't want to kill you. I just want to be big enough to," she said.



"How come?"



"It would change the whole tone of our relationship, I think."



"For the better?" I asked.



"I think."



Levi yipped once more, then, suddenly, barked at full volume. His bark was loud enough to wake him, and in just a moment he had his bearings. He saw me and Erica looking at him.



"Puma…I'm sorry, Big Cat got you, huh?" Erica asked.



"What are you talking about? What big cat? Dad, where's the big cat?" He was wide awake, and excited.



"Erica's the biggest cat we've got at the moment," I told Levi.



"I thought you were dreaming that you were being chased, and then killed, by a puma," Erica said.



"What's a puma?"



"Big Cat," Erica and I answered in unison. Erica giggled.




"I wasn't dreaming about a Big Cat," Levi said. "I was hunting the rabbits."



Our neighborhood swarms with rabbits. Levi's learned to control himself when he sees them on walks, but only after repeated attempts to chase them down were thwarted by the end of his leash and his collar jerking his neck and, sometimes, me off my feet. It only took him five years before he stopped lunging at every one of them. 


Until Levi was a year and a half old, he had lived in rural New Mexico,  where his hunting instincts could be given full play.



"You sure liked when you could catch rabbits in New Mexico, didn't you, boy?," I asked him.



"It was the best! I caught one every single day, you know?"



"But Levi," Erica said."Why did you kill all those rabbits. You've always had all the food you wanted."



"I was hungry!"



"No, you weren't," Erica said. "That's my point. Why would you want to hunt if you don't need to?"



"I was hungry," Levi repeated.



"Were you hungry in your dream just now," she asked.



"Yes. I was very hungry, so I kept catching rabbits! And eating them! Then I was hungry again, so I caught more rabbits, and ate them, too!" Levi's tail wagged vigorously. I petted him and he pushed against my hand happily.



Erica laughed, softly. "Good for you, Levi."



"Thanks. It was great! I wish I could go back to sleep right now and dream it some more!" Levi suddenly looked worried. "But I'd probably have that other dream."



"The one about the coat rack?" Erica asked. Levi's tail stopped wagging.




The first house we had lived in eight years ago had a coat rack. Once, in a tussle with Arthur, the coat rack had fallen. No one was hurt, but Levi still had nightmares about it with some regularity.


"I wish I could just dream about the rabbits," Levi whined, morosely. "When I catch them, I'm not hungry anymore."



"A dog with all he wants to eat still thinks he's hungry and wants to hunt. I'll never understand them," Erica said with some finality.



"It's instinct, honey," I said to her. "You have instincts, too, you know."



"I overcome my baser instincts," Erica said, lazily.



"Then what about the mutilated bird I picked up from the lawn last week? You didn't need to kill that bird. You're not hungry either, Erica," I reminded her. "At least Levi ate the rabbits he caught. You didn't even eat any of that poor bird. So why did you kill her? Instinct, Erica."



"Not at all," she said, dismissively. "That was entirely personal."



"What did that little bird ever do to you, Erica?" Levi asked.



Erica inhaled deeply of her catnip. She looked down at Levi.




"I don't remember. But it must have been something."



And with that, Erica retreated to the interior of her drug den for a night of dreaming she was a Big Cat who could kill me, or Levi, if she wanted. But she wouldn't want to. Unless, of course, we did something.




To read more discourse between Levi, Erica and myself, check out "Webbings and Nails."



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Sunday, November 01, 2009

The Dog on El Día de los Inocentes


It had been wet and cold all month. The rain hadn't stopped for twelve hours straight, and there had been a number of mudslides in and around the small Mexican town, Rafael Delgado, in the state of Veracruz, about 140 km from the capital, Xalapa. The weather was of no concern to the Madrazo family as they prepared for the celebration.


Rosa and Malinal were busy in the kitchen, cooking the tamales and preparing the rest of the feast. Juan had gathered everything else they needed weeks ago, and he sat alone by the fireplace in the next room, looking at nothing.


Ernesto and some friends had been at the small family graveyard all night, setting up the large red tarp that the party could be held under. His father had bought the tarp several months before, justifying the need for a new one because red was Francisco's favorite color.



The dog had been watching Ernesto and his friends all night, unseen, trembling in the rain. A fallen tree offered him some protection from the elements, but the dog was skin and bones and he ached from the cold wetness. He wished he could approach Ernesto and his friends, but they were busy and he had been chased away by groups of young men many times in the past, and had even been shot at. So the dog silently watched.


After the sun rose, Malinal had approached her father and asked him if he wanted any breakfast.


"Why," Juan asked. "All we'll be doing all day is eating and drinking. And dancing." He said it plainly, and then returned his gaze to the fireplace. Malinal started to say something, thought better of it, then left the room. When she was safely away from her father, she began to cry, stopped herself, and went to her room to put on the new blue dress she had bought for the day.



Sr. and Sra. Infante, the padrinos, the godparents, had arrived at the cemetery with the altar and some food. As they set up the altar, Ernesto and his friends began to eat hungrily. They had been drinking through the cold night.

The dog had been against the fallen tree for hours now, but he lay still, watching, aching, not just with cold and hunger, but with want. He was ten months old and alone, a medium-sized black and brown dog, as common a dog as could be found in Mexico. In the months since his birth, his littermates and mother had died or disappeared, but somehow he had survived on his own.


The day had broken as much as the gloomy weather would permit by the time the Madrazo family arrived in their car, with the bulk of the food and other items. Sr. Infante braved the rain to help them unload the car, and they all quickly got underneath the tarp.


The dog's tail began to wag and his eyes shone. He could smell the tamales and the other food. He had been surviving on mice and voles, and the smell of this feast being set out was the best thing he could imagine smelling. For no reason, it reminded him of his mother and litter-mates, of that time he had been warm and safe. It was what heaven smelled like.


The quiet was broken suddenly by loud, vibrant, music coming from Ernesto's boom box. The others were startled by the sound, and they turned, as one, towards Ernesto.


"Come on," he said. "It's a party! Pedro," he said to one of his friends who had remained, "Dance with Malinal! My sister loves to dance, she's the life of the party!" Ernesto had spat the words out angrily. Malinal took his arm gently.


"Ernesto, please, not now."


"No," Ernesto said, angrily, "For God's sake, not now! Now we celebrate! Look, I'm celebrating, too, look!" He slipped on a mask of a grinning skull. He was still for a moment, before he quietly said to his sister, "Please. Dance."


The dog watched with anticipation. Ernesto's angry tone hadn't frightened him. If anything, it attracted him. His nose quivered, then he made a decision. He got up from the spot he'd been in for so long, and quietly approached the shelter provided by the tarp.


Underneath the tarp, Pedro and Malinal had tried to dance, but soon found there wasn't enough space. Rosa and Sra. Infante put the final touches on the alter. There was the picture of Francisco, the one he had taken at school. There were toys, toy trucks, cars, models. A baseball and a soccer ball sat together, along with a carefully arranged collection of butterflies, neatly pinned to a piece of cork-board, painstakingly labeled by hand.

Juan and Sr. Infante were standing near the edge of the tarp. Sr. Infante suddenly said, "Look! A dog."


Juan turned to see the cur, in the rain, looking hopeful and slowly wagging his tail .


"Get out of here! Get out of here, you dirty dog! Get out of this cemetery!" He punctuated his yelling by throwing a series of small rocks at the dog.


Frightened, the dog ran off, and Sr. Infante led Juan to the altar. "Juan, my friend," he said. "it's…" He shrugged his shoulders as his voice trailed off.

"It's a party," Ernesto shouted. Malinal trembled, both from the cold and her brother's violent tone. Rosa and Sra. Infante were preparing plates of food for everyone as her husband and Juan stood before the altar.

Everyone took their plates and began eating as the music blared on.


Malinal was the first to notice the dog come under the tarp. "Oh, he look's hungry," she said, moving towards the wet creature.


Juan's face reddened. "I told you to get out of here!" he shouted at the dog. He moved towards him, stamping his foot. "Get out!" The dog held his ground, looking back and forth between Juan and Malinal.

"He's starving," Malinal said. "Francisco would have fed him."


Juan's anger softened a little. "Get out of here now, dog!" he continued, "You're not going to eat my son's feast!"

The dog sat down, wagged his tail, and tried his best to not look mangy and starving, but to be ingratiating. Juan began to laugh, quietly.


"You're right, Malinal. Why not let him have it? How does it matter?"


"Because he was my brother!" Ernesto suddenly shouted. He had a pistol from the back of his truck in his hand.


Rosa said, "Ernesto, stop it! This is supposed to be a happy time." The dog looked at Rosa and wagged his tail. Taking this in, seeing his mother seeming to accept this terrible dog, on this terrible day, was too much for Ernesto. He aimed the pistol and shot at the dog.


The dog yelped. He had been hit in the right shoulder. He turned to run away, but fell. The pain was coursing through his body. Ernesto's friends had taken the pistol from him, and Malinal was moving towards the dog. Sr. Infante stopped her.

"He's hurt, he might bite," Sr. Infante said.


The dog got up, having lost a fair amount of blood. Now that he was aware that his right front leg didn't work anymore, he was able to hobble, surprisingly rapidly, back into the rain. He kept going and did not look back.


Malinal was crying now, and Juan looked like he might cry as well. Ernesto was sheepish and repeatedly tried to apologize to Malinal, but she kept turning away from him.


Later that night, after everyone had packed up and gone home, the dog came back.


His gunshot wound wasn't fatal, though since it hindered his ability to move freely and quickly, it likely would be soon. The pain has lessened a little, but was still extreme, and the dog was slightly dizzy from pain and  loss of blood. The rain, and the blood, and the months on his own, had matted his coat, and he looked more like a skeleton of a dog from a horror movie than like a dog itself.



The dog walked to the grave marker that said, "Francisco Delgado, 2001-2009, Son," and lay down sorrowfully on the dirt, further blanketing the little boy's remains. The cold rain beat down on him. He wouldn't get up again. He wanted to stay where he was forever.


He looked out at the sky, the full moon thwarted by clouds, threw back his head, and howled mournfully. He howled with every last bit of energy he had in him. He howled with the sadness of an abandoned child, with the bewilderment of a little boy who knew that his own admired big brother, who he had always wanted to be like, had today killed him.





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